Grims · Post-run recovery
Dead legs? rest in Pace.
The Grims Clog
$89 or $62 a pair in a 3-pack
The slip-on you step into the second the trainers come off. You did the miles. Now do absolutely nothing.
- No laces. Your hands are as dead as your legs.
- Ported upper and a nubbed footbed for hot, just-ran feet.
- GFR outsole: chunky, lugged, Good F*ckin’ Rubber.
- Ships free, always
- Next shipment goes out Dec 7
- 30-day Rest in Peace guarantee
The details
Our own foam blend, molded into a slip-on clog. Ported upper: big ports up top, little ones down low. Textured nubs across the footbed. Chunky, lugged GFR outsole. One color: cream. To clean, rinse with water and air dry.
Sizing
Men’s US 9, 10, 11 and 12. Whole sizes only. Fits true to size. Half size? Size up, so a 10.5 takes an 11. Buying a pack? Every pair can be a different size.
Shipping and returns
Every order ships free, even a single pair. The next shipment goes out December 7. Wear them for up to 30 days. Not into it? Send them back for a full refund on the clogs. Return shipping is on you.
The moment
You crossed the finish. Your feet are still out there.
The run ends. Then the stretch, the shower, the brunch and the errands, all in damp trainers or barefoot on the kitchen floor. Grims is the other pair: the one by the door, waiting for when the miles are done.
- 1Trainers off.
- 2Heel down, foot in.
- 3Day back.
The feel
Soft enough to recover in. Tough enough to take the trash out.
The foam
Our own foam blend. Soft where your feet want soft, tough where the driveway wants tough.
The nubs
Textured nubs across the whole footbed. Every step feels a little like a foot rub.
The fit
Men’s US 9 to 12, true to size. Half size? Size up. Mix sizes in any pack.
The care
Muddy? Rinse them with water. Air dry. Back by the door in minutes.
Not a running shoe. Wear them after the run, not for it.
The anatomy
Rad to the bone. Every bump, explained.
Heel badge
The Grims mark, molded right into the heel. Rest in peace, in style.
No laces
A wide-open collar. Heel down, foot in, done.
The nubs
Textured nubs across the footbed. The part that does the actual recovering.
Ports
Big ones up top, little ones down low. Your dogs get some air.
GFR sole
Good F*ckin’ Rubber. Chunky, lugged, driveway-proof.
Head to head
After a run, You’ve got three options.
| Feature | Grims | Your trainers | Barefoot |
|---|---|---|---|
| Laces | Zero | Double-knotted | Zero |
| Already ran 10K | Nope | Every step | Every step, plus the shower floor |
| Air for your feet | Ported upper | Sweaty mesh | All of it |
| Under your feet | Nubbed foam + chunky GFR | Squashed foam | Cold tile |
| Coffee run in them | (damp) | ||
| Brunch-ready | Debatable |
the reaper’s verdict: obvious.
The ritual
Lace up. Cool down. kick back.
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lace up
Run hard.
The miles, the hills, the last stupid sprint.
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cool down
Trainers off.
Trainers off at the door. Slide into Grims. Your legs can quit now.
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kick back
The afterlife.
Stretch, shower, brunch, errands. Same shoes all day.
Reviews
No reviews yet. This is the first drop.
We could fill this space with five-star blurbs. We’d have to make them up, and the reaper hates a liar. So here’s the deal instead: wear them for 30 days. If they don’t earn a spot by your door, send them back and get every dollar you paid for the clogs.
30-day Rest in Peace guarantee
Wear them. Not into it? Full refund. Your money rises from the dead.
Return shipping is on you. The refund isn’t.
Be one of the firstThe fine print
Ask the reaper.
What is the Grims Clog?
A slip-on recovery clog for the hours after the hard part. Our own foam blend, a ported upper, a nubbed footbed, a chunky GFR sole and zero laces.
Can I run in them?
No. They’re for after the run. That’s the whole point.
Is it a medical or orthopedic shoe?
No. It’s a very comfy clog with an attitude problem. If you’ve got a foot condition, talk to a pro.
What sizes do you make?
Men’s US 9, 10, 11 and 12, whole sizes only. They fit true to size. Half size? Size up.
How does pack pricing work?
1 pair is $89. 2 pairs are $142, or $71 each. 3 pairs are $186, or $62 each. Every pair in a pack can be a different size, and every order ships free.
What’s the Rest in Peace guarantee?
Wear them for up to 30 days. Not into it? Send them back for a full refund on the clogs. Return shipping is on you. Your money rises from the dead.
How much is shipping?
Nothing. Every order ships free, even a single pair. The next shipment goes out December 7.
How do I clean them?
Rinse them with water and let them air dry. That’s it.
What does GFR stand for?
Good F*ckin’ Rubber. Next question.
Misery loves recovery.
Two pairs, $142. One by the door, one in the gym bag. Ships free, with 30 days to change your mind.
Choose your pack